The Doctor says, "Please disrobe" and you do it without question.
The Pastor preaches that you should dress modestly and he is getting too personal.
The Pastor preaches that you should pay your tithes and you leave the church.
The Pastor asks how much you pray and it's none of his business.
The Doctor gives you a nasty tasting pill and you take it.
The Pastor feeds you the Word and you say no thank you.
The Doctor's office closes at a certain time.
The Pastor is to be available, awake and ready twenty-four hours a day.
The Doctor tells you how to change your lifestyle to lower your blood pressure.
The Pastor tells you how to change your lifestyle and it raises your blood pressure.
The Pastor says we need more Prayer Meetings and Bible Studies and you are too busy.
The Pastor says, "God can help you", and you give up and say "What's the use."
The Pastor gives you the promises of God's Word and you don't like to "Walk by faith."
To the Pastor, you are a part of the family. He loves you. He prays for you. He helps carry your burdens. He laughs with you and cries with you.