It was so cold...

It was so cold . . . Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!


It was so cold . . . hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!


It was so cold . . . roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken andbegging to use the pressure cooker!


It was so cold . . . I chipped a tooth on my soup!


It was so cold . . . we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddledinside it to warm up!


It was so cold . . . UN weapons’ inspectors suddenly decided that chemicalweapons might be hidden in Hawaii!


It was so cold . . . Richard Simmons started wearing pants!


It was so cold . . . the kid’s snowman knocked on the door and asked tosleep on the couch!


And the best one . . .It was so cold . . . we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we onlygot two chords.