Friday, December 19, 2008
It was so cold...
It was so cold . . . Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
It was so cold . . . hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs!
It was so cold . . . roosters were rushing into Kentucky Fried Chicken andbegging to use the pressure cooker!
It was so cold . . . I chipped a tooth on my soup!
It was so cold . . . we pulled everything out of the freezer and huddledinside it to warm up!
It was so cold . . . UN weapons’ inspectors suddenly decided that chemicalweapons might be hidden in Hawaii!
It was so cold . . . Richard Simmons started wearing pants!
It was so cold . . . the kid’s snowman knocked on the door and asked tosleep on the couch!
And the best one . . .It was so cold . . . we had to chop up the piano for firewood - but we onlygot two chords.