Geocashing

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Friday Funnies - MEMORY TEST

I missed two and I will tell you which two later with all the answers. jeff

MEMORY TEST!

This is NOT a pushover test. There are 20 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this to your friends/family, put your score in the subject line & let them know your score.

Don't forget to forward it to me, as well. Good luck youngsters.


1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The Buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil


2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay


3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really me an
F. We quit
G. He surrendered


4. Good night David.
A. Good nigh Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good night Irene
D. Good night Gracie
E. See you later alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night Steve


5. You'll wonder where the yellow went...
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent


6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend...
A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo


7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom


8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...
A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines


9. Hey kids! What time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scoopy Doo Time


10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh my
F. Help! Help!
G. Let's run


11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone...
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, 'Trust me'
G. Who eats tofu


12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings...
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Montana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway


13. Brylcream...
A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Grease ball heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya


14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill


15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by...
A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno


16. Name the Beatles...
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo


17. I wonder, wonder, who..
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?


18. I'm strong to the finish...
A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
G. To outlast Bruto


19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV


20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Make you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand
G. Come in colors


If you desire to place your answers in comment, please do.

Answers later in comments. jeff

Friday Funnies - Getting Older

Sometimes it pays to be old




No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An Elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.

Holding hands they walked back to their old school.
It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Andy had carved 'I love you, Sally.'

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet Sally quickly picked it up, but not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money-- fifty-thousand dollars.

Andy said, 'We've got to give it back.'
Sally said, 'Finders keepers.' She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two FBI men were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on the door.

'Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?'

Sally said, 'No.'
Andy said, 'She's lying. She hid it up in the attic.'
Sally said, 'Don't believe him, he's getting senile.'

The agents turn to Andy and began to question him.
One says: 'Tell us the story from the beginning'

Andy said, 'Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday . '

The first FBI guy turns to his partner and says, 'We're outta here.'


Thanks Roy,

Friday Funnies - Grandpa's Advice

A tough old Texan counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live
a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal
every morning.

The grandson did this religiously until he died at the ripe old age of 103.

He left behind . . .

14 Children,

30 Grandchildren,

45 Great grandchildren,

And a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

Friday Funnies - Investment tips For 2009

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations next year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. Will merge and become:

Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:

Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:

MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:

ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:

Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:

Knott NOW!


Thanks Eric R.

Friday Funnies - The American Hunter

The story tells of a guy, out hunting in Alaska, who accidentally shot a polar
bear. Realizing his mistake, he reported the incident to the local ranger.
A week later, he received a letter in the mail telling him that he is being
taken to court by the park service. Arriving at court, he explained to the
judge what happened, and the judge quickly reached a decision.


“As you didn’t kill this protected species intentionally, I don’t intend to
send you to prison”, the judge said. “However, it is still a serious error
on your part, and I intend to deal with you by way of a fine, based upon the
body weight of the animal”.


“For every one pound of body weight, you will be fined $10.00?. Consulting
his records, the judge found the weight of the bear, as recorded by the park services, and called for a calculator. After a minute or two, he called the hunter to the bench, and gave his judgment - a fine of $9,000.


The representative of the park services jumped to his feet, and approached
the judge. “Your Honour”, he said, “With the greatest respect, I believe
you’ve made a mistake in your calculations. We weighed the animal shortly
after it was shot, and it weighed a total of 1000 pounds. Surely, based on
that measurement, the fine should be $10,000?.


The judge looked at the ranger, and said, “I made a calculation, taking into
consideration, the animals’ weight, minus its two front paws”.
Looking rather confused, the ranger asked, “But why did you not include the
front paws in your calculation?”


“Because”, the judge replied, “the Second Amendment guarantees that every
American has the right to bear arms!”

Game - Scattergories

SCATTERGORIES...it's harder than it looks! Hit Forward and change the
answers.

Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...
they have to be real places names, things...nothing
made up!

Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the
same 1st initial.

You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. Enjoy!

> 1. What is your name:

> 2. 4 letter word:

> 3. Vehicle:

> 4. City:

> 5. Boy's Name:

> 6. Girls Name:

> 7. BEVERAGE:

> 8. Occupation:

> 9. Something you wear:

> 10. Celebrity:

> 11. Food:

> 12. Something found in a bathroom:

> 13. Reason for Being Late:

> 14. Cartoon Character:

> 15. Something You Shout:

> 16. Animal:

> 17. Body part:

> 18. Word to describe you:


Now hit comment then answer # 1 - # 18

UNBELIEVABLE MATH PROBLEM

Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.

Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person
is not running the country.

Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your Head)


1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the Area code...)

2. Multiply by 80

3. Add 1

4. Multiply by 250

5. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number

6. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number again.

7. Subtract 250

8. Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer ??


Thanks to the west coast Coates.

Give this a try

THIS ONE WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! .....
Can you figure out how this works?

1) Go to the link below. After reading each window, click on the boy in
The lower right corner of the picture.


2) In the last window type in your answer in the white box using the
Keyboard (there is NO cursor).


3) Watch the paper in the boy's hand. You will be amazed. And no, I
Don't know how it's done.

Here is the link - http://digicc.com/fido/

Friday Funnies - Sonshine Bulletin

THE SONSHINE BULLETIN
SB vol.07, No.12

A weekly free Bulletin that contains quips, quote, jokes and words
of encouragement.

This Bulletin is sent out free by Larry and Paula Neff,
founders of the Lighthouse Children's Homes in Mississippi,
Costa Rica, and India.  The Lighthouse provides a Christian
home for unwanted, homeless and orphan children.

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ONE LINERS

World Class Fisherman:  Fish fall for my line every time.
Early to bed, Early to rise, Golf all day, Make up lies.
If it wasn't for flashbacks, I'd have no memory at all.
Middle age spread: The waist of time.
Good idea for a highway billboard: 'YOU ARE NOT WATCHING THE ROAD.'
Old barbers never die, they just can't cut it like they used to.
One wonders if the man who invented lifesavers really made a mint?
A desk is a wastepaper basket with drawers.

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A CHURCH FUNNY

One Sunday the pastor announced he was passing out miniature crosses
made of palm leaves.  "Put this cross in the room where your family
argues most," he advised.  "When you look at it, the cross will
remind you that God is watching."

As a woman walked up to the pastor, shook his hand and said, "I'll
take five."
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NEFF'S NOTES

On Monday we begin our 28th Annual Lighthouse Campmeeting in
Mississippi.
We hope that you make your plans to be with us.  We will have great
singing, preaching, eating, and fellowship.  There are dorm style
bunk beds available and we provide great food and plenty of it.  Our
theme this year is APPRECIATION.  We want to show our appreciation to
the many pastors and friends that make the Lighthouse ministry
possible.  See you there.

At the Lighthouse in Costa Rica we are preparing for the government
test.  These tests are given twice a year and they are very
important.  The tests must be passed before you can be promoted to
the next level.  Please pray for our students as they prepare for
these crucial test.
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GAMES FOR WHEN YOU ARE OLDER…..Sent in by Roberta in FL

1. Sag, You're it.
2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Doc, Doc, Goose.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.
10. Musical recliners.
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TODAY'S TRIVIA

Where did the phase "A drop in a bucket" come from?
Answer at the end of the Bulletin.
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A BRIEF LOOK AT THE PAST

The 1950's
 The Drive-In Decade, we drove to movies, restaurants,
  banks, and even funeral parlors

 1955 Walt Disney opened Disneyland in CA.
 The first Holiday Inn opened in Memphis, TN
 The McDonald brothers launched the fast food era
 The Interstate Hwy System was started in 1956
 Cars became more ornate with fins, colors, and chrome
       1957,58, 59 The Edsel came and went.
The 1960's
 The first anti-pollution legislation targeting vehicle
 emissions was passed.
 
 1960 the first Rand McNally Road Atlas debuted.
 "Easy rider" and "Route 66" brought life on the road
 to big and small screens.
 America said goodbye to Burma Shave signs.
 Pontiac GTO introduced the "muscle car" era.
 1964 Ford Mustang set a new standard of auto design.

The 1970's
 A German "bug" created an epidemic when the Volkswagen
 Beetle became a best-selling car in the U.S.

 An oil crisis in the Mideast created long lines and
 high gas prices in the U.S.

 A new national speed limit of 55 was begun.
 1971 the first in-dash stereo was offered by Chrysler
 Oldsmobile offered airbags in 1974.
 Tom Sneva set and Indy 500 record at 200 mph.
 In 1973 gas cost 45 cents per gallon.
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Trivia Answer:
Believe it or not the phase "A drop in a bucket" came from the Bible!

Isaiah 40:15  Behold, the nations are as a drop of a bucket, and are
counted as the small dust of the balance
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Brave Little Girl

An urban legend about a young lady and a world-record brown bear has been circulating on the internet. Here is one version:

"This 9 year old girl from the Yukon killed the new world record brown bear on the Alaskan Peninsula in October, 2006. Skull size 33 1/16", 11' 9" nose-to-tail. Estimated weight of 1,800 Lbs. No, this bear had not killed anyone. It was the girls first-ever bear hunt!"

No, she was not from the Yukon and no, it was not a world record, but the true story is just as fascinating:

From "Biggest Bears Of 2006" in the March/April 2007 issue of Bear Hunting Magazine, due on newsstands late February 2007:

If the "biggest bear" is determined as a ratio of the size of the bear to the size of the hunter, Fern Spaulding-Rivers is probably setting records that will never be broken. The 10 year-old from Talkeetna, Alaska has already harvested great trophies of most of Alaska's major game species, and she is a handloading fanatic as well. Fern's larger caliber rifles have a muzzle brake and a recoil pad and she also wears a custom-made padded shooting vest from McCoy Shooting Armor to help her withstand big bore recoil. Fern was brown bear hunting on the Alaskan Peninsula with her father and mother on May 10th, 2006 (when she was 9 years old).


She was carrying her Remington 700 Stainless chambered in .375 H&H and topped with a Zeiss Diavari Classic 1.5 - 4.5 x 18 scope. As the day progressed she and her father saw 11 bears. At one point, they were charged by a wolf, and they had to dispatch it at only 8 paces! Later, they spotted a big bruin in a gully at 32 yards.

With all the excitement of the day beginning to show, Fern asked Larry to hold her legs steady while she shot because her knees were shaking. Fern rolled the bear with her first shot, but the bruin regained it's footing and tore off across the tundra. Shooting again from a prone position, Fern dropped the behemoth for good with a second 270 grain Barnes Triple-shock at 112 yards.

The United States Fish and Wildlife Service measured the bear's hide at 11'4" from nose to tail. The skull has been officially scored at 29 1/16" Boone and Crockett. What does Fern think of bear hunting? "Do you know how big an 11' bear looks at 30 yds? It's kinda scary! They are about the size of a Volkswagen bus and when they swing their head to look your way they remind you of a T-Rex in Jurassic Park!" Her trophy brown bear now puts her in an elite class. Fern is a tremendous example to young hunters everywhere, and she is a great hunter regardless of her age.

Here is the story -

http://www.bear-hunting.com/news.cfm?Action=News&NewsFlashID=291

20 Books of the Bible

CAN YOU FIND 20 BOOKS OF THE BIBLE
IN THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH?

I once made some remarks about hidden books in the Bible.
It was a lulu; kept some people looking so hard for facts.
To others it was a revelation. Some were in a jam,
especially since the books were not capitalized. But the
truth finally struck home to numbers of readers. To others,
it was a real job. We want it to be a most fascinating few
moments for you. No need to be formal; a child could have
fun doing this. Yes, there will be some really easy ones to
spot. Others might require judges to determine. It may
help if you format the words differently. We will quickly
admit it usually takes the preacher to find one, and there
will be loud lamentations when you see how simple it is.
You may not want to take too long reviewing this, however,
since it may become a chronic lesson in futility for you. A
little lady says that if she brews tea, she can concentrate
better. See how well you can compete. Relax now, there are
twenty in this paragraph.


Answers in to be placed in comments.

Friday Funnies - Traveling

Google DOES have a sense of humor…

Take 60 seconds to do this. I guarantee you will past this on to someone else. It ' s too funny not to.

1. go to www.google.com

2. click on "maps"

3. click on "get directions"

4. type New York in the first box (the "from" box)

5. type London in the second box (the "to" box) & hit "get directions" on the same line

6. scroll down to step #23

Books & Events

In which Bible book do we read about each event?

They are all found in the Old Testament.

1. The speech of Eliphaz.

2. The ten plagues.

3. The dethronement of Queen Vashti.

4. The birth of Samuel.

5. The death of Sarah.

6. Nebuchadnezzar's dream.

7. The fall of Jericho.

8. The marriage of Boaz.

9. Rebuilding the wall of Jerusalem.

10. A famous preaching mission to Nineveh.

The answers are in the comments.

Friday Funnies

This picture was taken by a KTBS helicopter flying over Lake Conroe about 50 miles north of Houston !

That has to be a HUGE gator to have a whole deer in its mouth!

Are you ready to go skiing on Lake Conroe?!

If you ski at the west end of the lake -- try not to fall.



Have a good day, Bro. Jeff

Test Your Senses

This is really interesting-

This one will keep you busy for a while! AND, could drive you crazy too!
TEST YOUR NEUROLOGICAL SKILLS...

NEUROLOGICAL SKILLS

THIS IS REALLY COOL

test your skills

CLICK HERE