Friday Funnies - Grandpa's Advice

A tough old Texan counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live
a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal
every morning.

The grandson did this religiously until he died at the ripe old age of 103.

He left behind . . .

14 Children,

30 Grandchildren,

45 Great grandchildren,

And a 15 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.