Friday, June 8, 2007

Friday Funnies - Cool Cats

*Little Tim's Goldfish*

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole
when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster
was up to, he politely asked, "What'cha doing, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully,
without looking up. "I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully
big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth, then
replied, "That's because he's inside your dumb cat."

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Two Heartland students were going door to door, and knocked on
the door of a woman who was not happy to see them.

She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear
their message and slammed the door in their faces.

To her surprise, however, the door did not close and, in fact,
bounced back open.

She tried slamming the door again, really put her back into it,
but with the same result - the door bounced back open.

Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the
door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a
lesson, when one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again you
need to move your cat."

Don't mean to offend 'cat lovers', but was thinking of my good friend, Don Rice.

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