Saturday, July 14, 2007

All About Deeeeers and Dears

My message is to get a DEAR and stick with her. I have had mine for 50 years.

She does not have horns.

I don't have to hunt her, she is always there, especially when I buy a candy bar at Wal-mart.

She cooks my meals and makes my bed, etc., and all on one license.

She packs, and if I fire at her she fires back, never misses.

I take her with me everyplace I go, cuz, I don't like kissin good-bye.


Larry Clayton

Email from Bro Larry Clayton

1 comment:

Bro. Jeff Hallmark said...

Thanks Bro. Clayton,

However ... some men always take their wives with them everywhere because they are too ugly to kiss good bye.