Friday, July 6, 2007


This one's for real! Send it to everyone you know!

Alert! This is a notice to inform you of THE CURSE. The most devastating catastrophe known to humanity.

Infection status: You are already infected! The CURSE was downloaded by Adam and Eve and we all are born into it.

Damage: Every component of your life is affected. We have been brought under the wrath of God (Eph. 2:3); made liable to all miseries in this life, to death itself, and even to the pains of hell forever! (Rom. 6:23; Matt. 25:41).

Remedy: The only remedy is complete forensic reconfiguration of all component parts. This is called Justification. (Eph. 1:7; 2 Cor. 5:21). This is followed by a radical lifetime software purge called Sanctification. (2 Thess. 3:13; Eph. 4:24). The only means of rescue from the power and results of THE CURSE is faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. (Acts 4:12).

Cost: You cannot purchase this remedy. It is not so simple. The cost is the eternal wrath of God.

Access: You may acquire justification free of charge. The price was already paid on the cross of Christ. But you must humble yourself in repentance and call on the name of the Lord for forgiveness. Many perish maintaining their "dignity" i.e. pride. "Being justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ: By whom we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God." (Rom. 5:1,2).

For more information and validation, consult the only User's Manual The Holy Bible.

WARNING - THIS IS NOT A HOAX. Please do not disregard this warning. Do not delay! The CURSE impairs logical functions, input and output, processing and communication, linkup with other systems, and corrupts all disks.

The final result will be a total crash. The time of the crash cannot be ascertained, but the fate is worse than mere termination.

Jesus Christ is the Lord of all things, every system, every user... and is your only hope. The good news is that He is available by 24 hour access. No hardware necessary. Simply call out to Him for forgiveness and He will give you His righteousness. Understanding your plight, you have no options: The buttons are not OK or CANCEL. They are REPENT or PERISH. Simply believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, and you will be saved.

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