Friday, May 18, 2007

Friday Funnies - "Canada, Oh Canada!"

On the sixth day God turned to the angel Gabriel and said
"Today I am going to create a land called Canada. It will
be a land of outstanding natural beauty, it shall have tall
majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles,
beautifully sparkling lakes bountiful with carp and trout,
forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over looking
sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, rivers stocked
with salmon.."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so to
make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these
inhabitants Canadians, they shall be known as the most
friendly people on the Earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being
too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied the Almighty, "just wait and see the
neighbours I am going to give them!"

1 comment:

Pastor Bob said...

hmmm... well, you've got the canadian culture down that's for sure.