On her first visit to a Church a little girl was awed by the occasion. "Moma" she whispered, "Does the Pastor live here or does he come down from heaven every Sunday?"
BAD-
We have a group of preacher in our town who bowl. They call
themselves "Holy Rollers".
UGLY-
The Doctor went to see him - the pastor didn't go.
The doctor was sent for - the pastor didn't know.
The doctor, for his going - got a big fat check.
The pastor for not knowing - got it in the neck.
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PERFECT WOMEN-
The preacher had asked the congregation if they had ever seen a perfect woman. One woman said she'd never seen one, but had heard of one. "Who was she?" "My husband first wife. I hear about her all the time!"
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