Friday, April 6, 2007

Friday Funnies

The Burglar

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an
evening of religious service when she was startled by an
intruder. As she caught the man in the act of robbing her
home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly
called he police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the
burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did
was yell a scripture to you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "I thought she said she
had an AX and two 38's

Have a good day,

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