Friday, October 3, 2008

Puns & Quotes Oct 3

“The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir
Circumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.”

Another one? Glad you asked. “I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.”

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. ~ A. Whitney Brown

The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once. ~ Albert Einstein

“Automatic” simply means that you can’t repair it yourself. ~ Mary H. Waldrip

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. ~ Unknown

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. ~ Albert Einstein

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don’t throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. ~ Corrie Ten Boom

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage and half-shut afterwards. ~ Benjamin Franklin

If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough. ~ Mario Andretti

A committee is twelve men doing the work of one. ~ John F. Kennedy

I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise
than the first adventure with ice-cream. ~ Heywood Broun

It is important to our friends that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to our friendship that we are not. ~ Euripides

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